Friday, April 11, 2014

Breaking World News: Widespread Drought in the East

The United Nations of Ahhhhh is reporting on a growing natural disaster that concerning all nations East of the blue line indicated on the world map.. These western nations have been suffering now for months. The Meteorological Society of Ahhhhh is reporting severe lack of rain in the western nations highlighted on the map. These areas have experienced wildfires, major losses of crops and livestock, and significant human suffering due to lack of food and heat exhaustion. The health and economic implications of this drought could be devastating for countries already struggling to make ends meet. The future weather predictions are grim in the area as we head into the warmest time of year in Ahhhhh.

Large-scale humanitarian efforts are being organized as this article goes to print. The needs are great and varied. Irrigation, food supplies, technology, and peacekeeping support are all needed in these dire times. Nations of Ahhhhh, now is the time to respond to the needs of your fellow man, not as one country or political structure but as compassionate humans. To quote a famous humanitarian from another world order: 


"There are people so hungry in the world, 
that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread."
-Mahatma Gandhi

Friday, April 4, 2014

Breaking News: 1st Meeting of the United Nations of Ahhhhh Minutes

Today, April 4th, 2014 is the first meeting of the United Nations of Ahhhhh. The nations will present themselves and react to the different news taking place in their country. This post will include the minutes of that meeting.

Gravity Falls: Avengers only do good... Alien damage is extensive
Galafrey: Hunger Games discontinued... to much applause. Gravity Falls is still angry about it... 74 years is too much! Support from other nations
Jeffslocia: Hit by Asteroid, accuses Pinkyopolis. Aliens? or not? You be the judge.
Japanika: F6 Tornado hits southern region. Damage 3.6 billion. Aid support questioned. Is this real?
Pikachunia: Tsunami hits coast, many UN supporters, Avengers credited
Bananaland of Apples: Acusing a UN country of operating a crime/terrorism ring in her country.
Multiple suspiciuons raised... more conversation will happen on this topic.
Strataria: Fruit shortage, related to theft. We need to find out who's star fruit production has mysteriously increased. Needs increased security which never arrived.
Britainnia: Widespread vandalism, suspects another country's involvement. No aliens involved. Oil spill after the fire. Needs updated boat technology.
South Margola: Missing citizens, reports indicate another country behind this. Discussion tied these crimes/terrorism together to be accusing Brittannia. Brittannia says not under her authorization.
Crutchy Ville: Hurricaine, missing citizens, aid needed
Pinkyopolis: First next time